Hubs: “Ok, what else do we need at the store?” (while making a grocery list)
Me: “Umm, milk, bread…….oh, get some stuff to make homemade pizza! That would be fun!”
Hubs: “Ok.” (Writes P-I-Z-Z-) “Does “pizza” have an “i” in it?”
Me: “What? No. P-I-Z-Z-A.”
Hubs: (Writes A) “What else?”
Me: “Bananas. And maybe grapes.”
Hubs: “B-AN-AN-AS” (sings and dances out loud to the tune of Gwen Stefani’s song while he writes it down)
Me: “I know you’re making fun of that song, but it totally taught you how to spell.”
Hubs: “What? I am great at spelling.”
Me: “You just asked me how to spell pizza!”
Hubs: ……. “I don’t like you. I’m going to the store now.”
Twenty minutes, a full grocery list, and a finally-ready-to-go-toddler later, the hubs and the toddler went to the store.
How did you start your Saturday?