Don’t Eat the Ice Cream

It was late at night (read: 7:30 pm) and everyone was exhausted from the day’s events. The husband had chosen to unwind by watching some show on TV that the toddler that I would never watch, so he sat alone in the living room. I decided that I would catch up on a little blogging and twitter before our impending 8:00 pm bedtime deadline. The toddler was content beside me in the computer room, playing with his train table. Thomas was just descending down the bridge section of the track for the 897,039th time when the toddler decided that he needed ice cream.

“I can have ice cream Mommy?” he asked earnestly on his way to the kitchen. Unfortunately, I had told him he could have ice cream earlier in the day, but the day became busy and the ice cream was never eaten. While I was debating on whether to agree to the ice cream because I want to keep my promises to him, or to say no to the ice cream because it was right before bed time, my son took matters into his own hands. Before I realized the events that were unfolding, my son showed right back up in the computer room with the entire container of ice cream straight from the freezer and two spoons. “Here’s ice cream Mommy!” he exclaimed as he opened the lid, and then stood up. As I was getting out of my chair and trying to compose a thought similar to “thank you”, HE PEED IN THE ICE CREAM.

We consider him fully potty trained, he has free access to the potty, and usually doesn’t need prompting to go. He had not mentioned anything to the effect of “I need to go to the bathroom,” so who knew that a freshly opened ice cream container would make a toddler’s mind think, “I need to pee in that.”

My reaction must have been memorable, because I have never seen my husband jump off the couch faster, coming to save me from the pee-soaked ice cream.

“What happened?” he asked.

“He peed in the ice cream!!!” I exclaimed, still in a bit of shock from what I just witnessed.

“Why did I pee in the ice cream, Daddy?’ asked our son, watching as I gathered the pee filled ice cream container, the two spoons, and used a towel to wipe the excess that got on the floor.

Leaving the husband to deal with the age-old question “Why did I pee in the ice cream,” I went to the kitchen to wash the spoons and the towels and dispose of the ice-cream-container-turned-toilet.

Which led to a melt down. “Why did Mommy throw away my ice cream???? I want eat ice cream!!!”

Doing our best to calm our child and explain the values of eating food not covered in pee, the hubs and I finally managed to get him upstairs, just in time for that 8:00 bedtime. After brushed teeth, pajamas and stories our little guy finally drifted off to sleep and all was well in our world.

The first thing my toddler said to me when he woke up this morning? “Mommy, ‘member when I peed in the ice cream? That’s funny.”

Yes, dear. It’s pretty funny.

Comments

  1. oh man…that is my first time ever hearing of that…I’m dying laughing!!!…with you of course.

  2. For SURE that goes on the list of things you never thought you’d have to say! I was totally with you on the age old “keep my promises” versus “ice cream ten minutes before betime” debate, and was feeling your pain right through the balance between “freaking him out to the point he reverts back to diapers” and “making sure I firmly instill the notion that this. is. not. cool.”
    Man, motherhood is hard. And weird.

    • You are right it is so weird!!! I need to make a list of things I never thought I’d say and don’t pee in the ice cream is definitely one of them!

  3. Julia! This is so funny. I’m dying. Even funnier that he actually asked you why he just did that immediately after, and then his first thoughts the next morning! Oh boy…he’s a character :)

    • He is a mess. I totally mean my blog title; I am often elated and exhausted by this child. :) He sure makes my life interesting!

  4. Kathryn Neidhardt says:

    Hi Julia, this is Kathryn (Boyer) Neidhardt. I just found your blog, and love reading your stories. You’re such a great writer.

    • Kathryn it’s so nice to hear from you!! Thank you so much for reading and for your sweet compliment. Your support means so much to me! I hope you are doing well!

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